Nicknames: You're called WHAT?

First one I recall would be the ones my parents bestowed upon me, the darling name Moobie. I imagine if they still called me that now I would have another nickname too; Manny...

In Primary School it was EJ the DJ () since my best friend and I used to "DJ" any little parties we got.

In year seven I got talking to this boy who introduced himself with the middle name Raiden, and as such, a conversation about MGS2 came up. He quizzed me about the game, I forget why, but he said he was so impressed with how much I knew he was going to call me Pliskin. I like that one; it still gets occasional use these days, but it was mostly a High School thing.

My ex gave three; Lycan, mooseshanks (no, I've no idea why) and El (because apparently 2 syllables is strenuous). El still gets used, but only by my ex and, strangely enough, my current boyfriend.

Thanks to my family name, being the youngest sibling and my diet, I'm also known as Veggiemac (my brothers are Big Mac and Little Mac respectively; their mates refer to me as Veggiemac and my mother uses it on her forum to talk about me).

From someone who hates me, I earned the delightful name Quasimodo, but this wasn't a reference to uglyness. I walk with a bit of a slouch; shoulders forward, back arched. I don't know why, I guess it's just bad posture.

Finally, since people like to make the assumption that my best mate and I are lesbians, we're now "husband and wife". Being the more manly of the two of us, I'm Hubby.

Jam it back in, in the dark.