Athletics

When I started secondary school I really got into sports. Before then I only played them in PE. I used to be a crackerjack sprinter so naturally I joined the cross country club... I also started going to hockey and basketball groups. I was quite good at basketball but it was the shittiness of the other's playing that made me seem good in hockey. I was chosen to represent my form in 200 and 100 metre sprints for sports days, occasionally for the long-jump too.

In my first year I was selected to represent the school in a field and track competition, initially for the highjump and the 200m. I didn't find out until I got there that the girl doing the hurdles had decided she didn't want to and made me swap with her, despite the fact that I'd never done it before. I came 2nd and 3rd in the two races I ran, so I don't think I did too badly, all things considered.

I also started going to the school's gym at lunchtimes when I was old enough, and I was a very enthusiastic cyclist as well. Then I got hospitalised. Ever since I've come out I've been a lazy fucker.

Jam it back in, in the dark.