You cook?

If that means I can follow a recipie then yes, I can. Sometimes I add a little flair of my own to a dish or make up some really weird combinations that I'm sure only my or a pregnant woman's tastebuds would appreciate, but apart from that I'm by the book. The only reason I cook a lot of simple things such as beans on toast, soup etc is because I fall into ruts where I love a particular food and will eat it for months. Plus I can't afford to be too fancy at the moment. I used to have a day every week where I would cook something challenging for my family, years ago, when we actually had time to sit down together for a meal.

Jam it back in, in the dark.