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You are a Darwin Award candidate
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Bernard Black
I don't mean this in a bad way, but genetically you are a cul-de-sac


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Old May 19, 2007, 04:52 PM Local time: May 19, 2007, 10:52 PM #1 of 20
The first time was due to being young, gullible, and wanting to show up my brothers. I was trying to slide down the bannisters on my forearms (basically no balance whatsoever), leant too much into it and went straight over, smacking my head on the piano and then landing on my back. I was 4 and I bawled the whole way to the hospital (first head x-ray yay).

The second time was due to my complete inattentiveness; I was at a crossing, pressed the button for the lights and then without pausing tried to make my way across the road. If my friend hadn't realised what I was doing I would have lasting injuries to this day. I was a mere inch away from the car.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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