Cats vs. Dogs... Go play with your fucking fish, Kurado.

I'd have to say a dog. I've had one for a year now and although he's high maintanance (border collie = incredibly hard work), he's far more affectionate than the three cats I lived with as a child. I love cats, but I seem to have a connection with my dog that was lacking with the cats.

As for fighting for bed space, my dog sleeps downstairs. I remember my brother's cat always used to use my bed as her nap spot, or decided to curl up on my stomach when I had to be up for school. And loud noises? The amount she makes when she gets into fights with the other cats in her territory is incredible.

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Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek

Does anybody else here hate those stupid little lap dogs? You know the kind I'm talking about. I can't go for a walk in my own neighborhood anymore without being assaulted by some little squirrel-sized dog. They bark at me and charge at me like they're tough shit, but turn tail and run in terror if you even look at them. Of course, as soon as you look away, they start chasing you again. Normal sized dogs never act like this. They are confident in their dogginess and don't feel the need to chase innocent passersby.

Not only do they think that they are tough shit, but they also believe that they own everything they see, and sometimes they will follow me quite a ways down the road before turning back. Just yesterday one of them ran across the road toward me and made a track slam on its brakes.

God, I hate toy dogs. I wish I could just kick them every time they come up to me.

Of course, this is never a problem with cats. I can walk up to any cat in the neighborhood and say "Kitty!" and we're instant friends.

Toy dogs irritate me like you wouldn't believe. I especially hate celebrities who like to carry them around in their idiotic handbags like some kind of fashion accessory. They're animals, not fucking bracelets, and even toy dogs deserve more dignity and better care than being stuffed into a bag and fed creamcakes all day :/

One other pet peeve of mine - Why in hell do people dress up their animals?

There's nowhere I can't reach.