Username legend

Okay, despite the fact we resolved a few weeks ago to stop changing our usernames every other week, it seems like this isn't being enforced, which is fine. My biggest problem is that I never know who the fuck anyone is; since the name changes are extremely arbitrary. I anticipate massive CONFUSION coming up with this new "your username is a video game" week. I also don't care to look everyone up when I see a username I cannot identify, so I'm starting to think the only way for this shit to make sense is to:

A. Have some kind of legend that displays who is who.
B. Somehow have the user's real username somewhere around where their new, arbitrary, obscure, unidentifiable username is.

Sorry if I'm supposed to know who PULASKIGONK is, I really don't pay attention to the forum buzz to that extent.

How ya doing, buddy?

By the way who are you

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Isn't skills PICARDGONK? That's the only one I know. Assuming that I'm not mistaken.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe there can be some kind of temporary username feature implemented; where a temporary username is stored in the database but the real one is never actually overwritten. Maybe there could even be some timer, and the usernames automatically rolled back after X many days.

Of course this takes a lot of programming presumably on bobo's part, it would be easier if there were simply less username changes OR the username changes were less obscure OR people could put their real username maybe in their custom title or signature or avatar or something.

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I was speaking idiomatically.

GFF is finished.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?