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Pirates versus ninjas, sigh. Samurai are left out of the battle entirely. Are they too good to do battle with the other elite soldiers of fortune from our day? Or has Tom Cruise merely shamed them and sent them into hiding?
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
But inevitably the pirates or ninjas would attack the Samurai and end up in a battle against them, at which point the Samurai would probably win against the pirates for sure, as the Japanese have always been intellectually superior to everyone, let alone uneducated, sea-dizzy pirates. I imagine, for that reason, that their skillful usage of a traditional katana (even without the Americanized handguard!) will allow the Samurai to win easily.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Ninjas are too fast to be shot in the kneecaps. Furthermore, I'm betting they can operate on a minimum of one functional limb at once.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |