The One Shot Joke Thread.

I'm going to hold off on the panda joke, appropriate though it may be give my name, since everyone probably knows it already. Here's one I haven't seen too many places:

A group of three blondes enter a police station looking for advice on how to join the force. The head detective pulls out out a folder.

"The most important thing you would need to be as a police officer is observant. Sometimes you have only seconds to identify a suspect before you lose the chance to act. I want each of you to look at the man in this picture for five seconds, and then tell me something about his appearance."

He flashes the picture, then turns to the first of the blondes.

"What did you notice?"

"This man has one eye," comes the reply.

The detective glances again at the photo. "You idiot, this is a profile shot. You're never going to cut it on the force, get out of here!" A moment later, he turns to the second.

"What did YOU notice?"

"This man has one ear."

The detective is furious, and stands straight up. "Did you not hear what I just told that other moron? Get the hell out! You're never going to be a cop either!" After the door shuts, the detective collapses back in his chair, and half-heartedly engages the third.

"Well, what about you? What'd YOU see?"

"This man is wearing contacts."

The detective sits upright, grabs the magnifying glass from his drawer and re-examines the photo.

"My god, you're right," he says, "how on Earth did you notice that?"

"Well DUH, he has one eye and one ear, he sure as hell can't wear GLASSES!"

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