The One Shot Joke Thread.

Just some random riddles.

1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birth days does the average person have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. Where are potatoes grown?
5. Divide 30 by a half and add 10. What is the answer?
6. If you have 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
7. A clerk at a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
8. On what side of the cup does the handle belong?
9. What weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?
10. What is it that people who make it don't want it; the people who buy it don't use it; the people who use it don't know it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I did mean cups..as in teacups XD but mugs work too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Laws of Life

Murphy's First Law for Wives
If you ask your husband to pick up five items from the shops and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.

Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noted.

The Salary Axiom
The pay rise is just enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.

Miller's Law of Insurance
Insurance covers everything except what happens.

First Law of Living
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.

Weiner's Law of Libraries
There are no answers only cross-references.

Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.

The Carrier Bag Law
The chocolate bar you planned to eat on the way home from the supermarket is hidden at the bottom of the carrier bag.

Lampner's Law of Employment
When leaving work late, you will go unnnoticed. When you leave early, you will meet the boss in the car park.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by a_priori

Sorry, this is wrong.
It should be 130.

60/(1/2)=60*2=120

120+10 = 130

The original question was divide 30 by a half and add 10....I think they put 60 by accident. Jumping the gun, so to speak.

70 is the correct answer - the solution should read 30/(1/2)+10=70

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?