Scars

I've got a couple huge scars on my back from being sideswiped with a 2x4 when I was helping my grandpa build a compost building for dead poultry. One of them was from that, I'm not sure specifically where the second was.

I've got another long scar down my wrist that makes it look like I tried to commit suicide. In reality, it's from the first and only time I ever tried to skateboard. Ruined a perfectly good watch. Metal clasp twisted around and dug straight down my arm when I flipped off backwards and caught the watch right on the corner of a ramp.

I've got a very faint one from a 2nd degree burn that I got from boiling water on my chest. I was trying to cook macaroni and cheese at age 10 or somewhere really young like that, and accidentally flipped the water out of the pot onto me.

I've got a couple minor ones on and around my ankles, and I've got NO idea where they came from.

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