Bible time?

I have read the entire Bible at least four times. I have studied the Bible through books and discussion for about three years in my native country. My mother is quite religious and I've been exposed to in-depth studies on Christian faith and doctrine - from the Catholic, Christian Orthodox and Adventist perspectives.

I am not Christian, and I do not attend church.

The actual text of the Bible is quite contradictory, stupid and oftentimes simply ridiculous. I've studied it enough to know.
The practice of Christianity today? I can speak on this because I have been in many churches - on the Balkans and in North America. It is often blatantly ignorant of the original text and deeply rooted in tradition and generational misconceptions.
I have very little patience for religious people even though they are generally a peaceful lot. Then again, I've heard that people on opium are quite mellow too. (Hrhr Marx.)

I do volunteer in a nursing home chapel every Sunday. As you can imagine, I do not go there to bring people closer to God.

Jam it back in, in the dark.