Wark!
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Apr 2006
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Nov 23, 2007, 09:25 AM
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To this end, your chances of getting the position are actually increased if you're sorta big and fat. This demonstrates that you're inside, sitting on the sofa, immersed in the product rather than outside, being active and avoiding exposure to the latest video gaming trends. If you've the unfortunate luck of being skinny, run your hands through a bag of Cheetos for ten minutes prior to the interview. This will give the appearance of a sedentary lifestyle.
During the interview, if the subject of sports comes up, act dumb. First, they don't want an assistant manager who's going to distract other employees with off-topic discussions about football or hockey. Second, if you know a lot about sports, then you probably play sports and will want time to pursue this activity. This is time that you won't be available to GameStop. That looks bad to interviewers.
If you're caught off guard and you do blurt out something factual involving sports, insist upon your mother's grave that you learned it from playing Madden 2008. Reinforce this by saying something really stupid and obvious, just like John Madden. "The key to a good offense is winning football games." is a good one. Even if the subject isn't football, blame Madden 2008 anyhow. It's not like that middle-management asshole knows the difference.
Also, if you're asked what your favorite game is, the correct answer is "Whichever game we're pushing pre-orders for." Your spineless demeanor will give the impression that you're not one of those opinionated types who'll question authority.
Lastly, whip out your Gameboy or PSP during the interview. Your on-the-go dedication to their trade will certainly impress even the most hardened critic.
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Finally, solid advice. He can use that.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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