[Multiplatform] Grand Theft Auto IV. Not as much fun as shooting real Albanians

Originally Posted by Lukage

Or perhaps I was trying to let people know how useless reviews are when in terms of numbers.

Wow thank you! I learn something new every day!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Lukage

The point that I made was in regards to numbers being shit and that everyone should lay off it. I made the reference to Halo as some people figure "hey, popular series, the next one must be better than the last" while its pretty obvious that Halo 3 was better than 2. So, just in case it takes a second say: Everyone shut the hell up about the score. The only people who care are those who want to give it a 50 out of 10 or the people who want to give it a -50 out of 10. Either way, same result: the 50s will play it, the -50s won't. That's it.

"Everyone shut the hell up about the score"? Look, people in this thread were looking forward to GTAIV even before the 10/10 scores started rolling out. Nobody in here has run around screaming how it's going to be the best game ever due to numbers in a review. Your comment is worthless because it's addressing an argument that doesn't even exist.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Sure, there's some poppin' in that gif, but it pops in so beautifully.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I can't even progress through the story because I'm always trying to steal sport bikes, pick up Roman and then ram into various objects at high speed.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Bad design, or you're just impatient to finish the game considering that you've already spoiled yourself on the endings?

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

I wasn't impatient. I retried levels several times and took my time. I did sidequests and all kinds of crap that I felt like doing. Really, what the hell, Blah?

Okay I take that back, maybe you just really suck at the game!

Tee hee!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?