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You are a threat to national security
Let's hear your horror stories of getting detained by airport security while they search through your luggage and inspect your waist pouch for traces of cocaine because their sniffer dog pounced on you at the customs and immigration counter. Yes, this happened to me at Melbourne. Better there than Singapore, otherwise I'd have been facing the death penalty.
The guy at immigration was a dick to me, too. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
My sister brought a swiss army knife to Australian customs, that got confiscated faster than a pack of chewing gum in Singapore.
Her friend had it worse though. Apparently she brought in some fruit unknowingly (her mother stuffed it in her bag) and that copped her a fine of a few hundred dollars. Can't complain either since there are only a few thousand signs with huge letters warning you to dispose of your fruits. There's nowhere I can't reach. |