April Fool's sucks this year

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You are attacked by a swarm of devigloboxes. Hundreds of the tiny creatures rush at you, screaming their warcry 'Aaaiiiiirrrr rrriiiiiiidddeeeee!'. The leader stands back and watches with pride as his myriad companions charge forward, each a near perfect copy of each of the others. The swarm has bested countless opponents and brought whole communities to their knees under the ferocity of their attacks and all sentient beings rightly fear the march of the deviglobox.

Or at least that's how it happens in his mind. In reality the tiny creatures are little more than an irritation at best, their crude weapons barely long or sharp enough to break the skin, let alone get through armour. You amuse yourself for a few minutes stamping on the creatures, wiping out whole legions with each fall of your boot. It is not long however before the novelty wears off and you go on your way, ignoring the taunts and boasts of the leader, barely audible over the cries of the dying and wounded.

Truly a more pathetic race the world has never seen.

GP gained: 7 (new total: 134)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

^ This post deserves far more than just two props.

Every year, without fail, there's at least one whiner from My Stuff who believes they have a false sense of entitlement to doing whatever they please here. If you don't like what we do on April Fool's, you're more than welcome to leave and take your leeching elsewhere. You've been downloading music for God knows how long, would it honestly kill you to take a break for a few days?

I know, I'm basically echoing my sentiments from last year but it needed to be said again.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Basil, there's been a few this year. Don't forget keylogic.

I know, KeyLogic is a frequent poster in MS.

Also, best event ever done for GFF, rite?

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