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 Member 493 Level 46.34 Mar 2006 
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I'll go ahead and be the one who goes against the grain and not like it. Copied from my journal-
Plot? Story? Character Development? Sub-characters? Cohesion? Who cares! CAPTAIN JACK IS BACK! If there are two things this movie did right, it would be the two actual fun scenes in the movie, one occuring about 10-20 minutes in, and the other one 2 hours later. This movie is entirely too long at 2 hours and 30 minutes. There is too much NOTHING going on. There are no sub-plots that I gave a damn about enough to remember until the VERY FUCKING END. Sub-Characters? The only one with any substance is Davy Jones, and they only explain why through folklore. Give me a break. Orlando Bloom is okay, but I really don't give a damn about Will Turner, or his father who he HAPPENS TO FIND ON THE FLYING DUTCHMAN OMG! Then they try to force this retarded father-son drama upon us and it just does not work for me. Keira Knightly is OVERRATED and a SHITTY ACTOR in this movie. I don't buy her as being a tough girl, I'm sorry. I don't buy many women being tough since they are not by default in real life. Don't worry, she does do something actually realistic by confusing drama for logic and ending up causing a huge brouhaha at the end that almost fucks everything up. Captain Jack is the only decent thing about this movie, and he falls flat compared to his brilliant performance last time. I thought he was fantastic in the first one. This time, it's just more of the same, and less of the unique. I'll give him credit in that his first and last appearances in the film are nothing short of fucking brilliant, but other than that, it's just more of the same. We've seen it all before. And don't worry, the third one will inherently suck since the whole movie will be... Spoiler:
This movie just sucked. I saw way too many things wrong with it to be enjoyable. It's another tragic example of trying to cash in on the trilogy marketing ploy. They could have easily cut this movie in half, making the crappy twist/cliffhanger ending the midpoint, and making At World's End the second half of the film, because I guarantee that will be just as overblown as this pile of celluloid shit. 4/10 Also, wow, broke some serious opening day records yesterday with $55 million. It will definitely beat Spider-Man's opening weekend numbers now, which is unfortunate. Jam it back in, in the dark. 
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