Religion: What it means to you

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When that day comes then you will see what the poor folk through the ages have been talking about.

Isn't religion supposed to be about love and acceptance? What is this bullshit? Pull your god damn self-righteous head out of your ass and think for a moment here. As if you're the ONLY person in the world to "find god." Why can't you just accept the fact that other people may not share the same views you do? When you start patronizing us and looking down at us, YOU look like the asshole.

Fuck you buddy. Seriously.

By the way, when you die, you simply rot in the ground. Nothing more. Don't believe me? Kill yourself.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

RR, what is that from?? I think I recognize it. I am sure you're trolling me, but hey.

Seinfeld, I think.

Right?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LordsSword

This is the reason why I pray for folks so I can see my God at work.

No, see what you're doing is preaching to US, the one's you're supposedly "praying for." You're shoving your ideals down our throats, and comparing us to the poor folk of ages past.

I said it before and I'll say it again - Fuck you buddy.

Some of us don't need blind faith to get through the day. Some of us have, what's it called... Ah yes, a soul. Our own free will. Try it out sometime.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LordSword

I was big on pot, but now I am high on God.

Am I the only one who saw this? This has to be quote of the year material. I'm starting to think LordSword is just some full-of-shit moron who's doing this to provoke us free-thinking logical people. No actual human being would say something so retarded and actually mean it.

Seriously, LordSword, just shut the fuck up already. Skip therapy and just kill yourself.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by LordsSword

Please tell me what Atheism means to you?

To me, atheism is having your own soul. As in, not believing in an invisible man in the sky that clouds my judgement and essentially runs my life based on ancient doctrines that do nothing but prevent the progression of human civilization.

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prayers do get answered.

Oh that is such fucking bullshit. You can spin the "prayers get answered" thing so easily it's mindblowing. I've had a recent string of good things happening in my life lately. If I were religious, I could easily scam you simpletons into thinking that I prayed for my good fortune. And you know what? Morons like you would believe me without a moment's hesitation. Show me proof that "prayers get answered."

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The bible does not teach believers to do good works by their own will but through the will of God.

WHY IS THIS A GOOD THING?? Do you realize that you are advocating not having a free will!? Are you a fucking lunatic?

How ya doing, buddy?