[:plant:] HE TOLD YOU TO NEVER FORGET. HAVE YOU!?

I remember my friend (a Halo 2 fan) arguing with me because I thought Halo 2 was far inferior to the first one, and just in general was a retread. He went on and on about how wildly different Halo 2 was to Halo 1 (and how dual-wielding being the biggest FPS innovation in years), and then had the nerve to give Perfect Dark shit for being so similar to Goldeneye (both of which had dual-wielding).

So then we played 4-player Perfect Dark and I wailed on him with my trusty CMP150 and proxy mines. It was far more fulfilling than playing Halo 2 ever was.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I still don't know why the hell they insisted on making the Warthog destructible. The most fun I had in that game was the endless hours spent trying to replicate all those Warthog Jump videos with my friends.

Making the Warthog destructible was like making Greedo shoot first in A New Hope.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well then it's a damn good thing I ain't afraid of hell.

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