Pre-Pre-E3 Wii thread

There are also the people like my mom who play nothing by NES games, but just can't really do it without the NES around. The only reason she doesn't play games with me like she did when I was 4 is because they aren't one of two things-

1. Tetris
2. Simple

What's so awesome about the Rev is that I truly see a really big audience for it outside of the demographic that Sony and MS reach out to. People like my mom would buy it just for the virtual console, and then see the cool new control scheme and rediscover gaming.

A big reason older people have lost interest in gaming is because of how damn complex everything has become. 4 face buttons, 4 shoulder buttons, 2 analog sticks, it's all greek to them. The Rev is going back to the glory days when everything was simple, and then combining it with modern technology, and it's fucking brilliant. Gameplay on the Rev is going to be like playing games on the NES - A bit of an adjustment, but so god damn simple and awesome.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My guess is that the Rev controller would act as a light gun in the case of games like duck hunt. There's another thing to look forward to... Hopefully we'll see a bigger abundance of light gun games considering the controller practically IS one.

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Originally Posted by Grubdog

- NEW GRASSHOPPER GAME

Gouichi Suda of Grasshopper promises this game will "exceed Killer 7" and Killer 7 is fucking awesome. It's also going to make full use of the Revolution controller, I think with the way Grasshopper design games it could really benefit from taking full advantage of the Revolutions features.

A-Fucking-Men. Killer7 was my favorite game of last year. I can't wait to see what else these guys can pump out. Aren't they making a DS game as well?

I'm looking forward to a bunch of precision-type games... In that TGS video where it showed people playing with the controller, it showed some guy performing dental work. Games like that will no doubt sell THROUGH THE ROOF in Japan, because you know how they like crazy shit like that. Maybe Miyamoto is going to unveil a whole line of virtual doctor games where you perform dental work, surgery (a la Trauma Center), laser surgery, and other stuff like that.

The possibilities are endless with the Rev, which is what I like about it so much.

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I think Revolution is a good name for it...

Ultra 64 - Nintendo 64
Project Dolphin - Gamecube
Revolution - should stay Revolution

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I really don't mind it... It's completely out of the ordinary, just as the system itself is. It fits the theme of the system well. Just like when I saw the controller, it took me a while to swallow it and absorb it, but I think I can adapt to it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

People who buy systems/games based on the name should be castrated anyway. It's a bold move and I respect it. Yeah, it's weird, but who cares. It's turning heads. That's the whole point of the Revolution/Wii. To turn heads and say "fuck the norm."

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I cant help but smile everytime I see the Wii logo. It's such a ballsy move by Nintendo to do something this outrageous.

Honestly, Nintendo gets the award biggest balls of the year so far. It will pay off if this thing sells as well as I hope it does.

FELIPE NO

Jesus, THERE'S MORE? I don't even know what to expect this time around... I think we all kinda figured that we would get gyroscopic gaming in one form or another, but what the hell could they pull out of their hat this time?

It was a very smart move to announce the name of the system now, considering they have somethng else up their sleeve for E3. Go Nintendo!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

More shirts:

"Play with my Wii"
"Get your own Wii"
"Don't be jealous of my Wii"

The marketing sells itself.

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I wouldn't dig the whole "push forward to go forward" thing... You'd slam into your TV eventually.

My guess is that this new secret is completely unrelated to both the controller and the virtual console. "Something with rather cool implications for gaming" eh? Well, we already have a revolutionary controller, and a virtual console. Seriously, another feature on the level of those two will make the system a fucking must-own (as if it wasn't already). Perhaps something relating to their online service?

Nintendo has completely stumped me this time...

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Fucking AMAZING. Hopefully they allow you to flip the controller around and use the traditional gameplay method along with the newfangled Wii control scheme. I don't see how you could control a 2D game with a 3D controller, but we'll see soon!

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Kick ass, honestly, what could Sony show us that would be at all exciting at E3? OMG LOOK AT TEH GRAPHICS LOLZ. Only Sony things I'm looking forward to are the new PS3 controller, God of War 2, and MGS4.

Nintendo is gonna OWN this year's show, unquestionably.

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I can see that definitely being possible. Using the wiimote to simulate objects in someone's hand that you can then manipulate on screen is pretty much a given due to the nature of the controller. It's literally like a 3D mouse.

I was speaking idiomatically.