Your Best and Worst Concoctions

Best: My roommate bought some Polish fruit juice. I forget how to spell it and what exactly is in it, but it's pronounced "char-nee por-chech-ka" and it tastes great. One night we decided to add a little bit of rum we had laying around. The concoction tasted great, and we gave it a name: The Roman Polanski.

Worst: I made my girlfriend some dinner and we didn't have much, so I decided to try and cook up some stir fry from what few things I had left in the apartment - Pasta, chicken, pepper, olive oil, and seasoned salt. Needless to say, I somehow managed to make chicken taste like beef. It was just nasty. Seasoned Salt is one of my favorite ingredients to tinker with when it comes with chicken, but man, it just did NOT work this time around.

How ya doing, buddy?