Weird regrets

I don't regret very much in life, but there's one that sticks out because of how odd it is (for me anyway). It's nothing MAJOR or life-altering, but still something I really wish I had done.

I was rear-ended a few months ago by a really really cute girl. There was no damage to either car, and she seemed like an actual pretty cool girl. I was on my way home back to my house, where Ronnie America and a few other actors were waiting for me to try and do a shot that ended up getting cancelled due to rain anyway.

So what's my regret? That I didn't ask her out.

I had literally the PERFECT in, and I totally didn't realize it until after I drove away, because I was so god damn focused on getting this shot for the movie, that all I wanted to do was just get home while racing what little sunlight we had left.

Fucking A... It pisses me off every day thinking about what could have been with that random cutie. How great would that have been if it actually worked out?

"How did you guys meet?"
"She rear-ended me and I conned her into buying me dinner as restitution"

And hell, even if it didn't work out, it still would have been a neat story to tell and made me feel cool as ice.

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Anyone have any weird regrets like that?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by David Caruso

Mine was pulling a prank in highschool. Or rather, not pulling it.

When our graduation ceremony was being planned, the teachers announced over the PA a few weeks before the end of school to come to them with suggestions over which song will be our grad song.

I think I'm clever, so I go down there and suggest the Ghost Busters theme song. I'm the only one who goes other than this massive fucking tool (you know, the one in every high school no one likes who pulls the intellectual superiority card? Yeah, the high school equivilent of Denicalis) who suggests the typical Green Day bullshit.

I get into an argument with this douchebag, and just as he's about to cry and run home and shit his pants, the teacher suggests I take votes from the student populace, which I one up and say "let's take votes AND suggestions".

So I organize and do that. I get all sorts of suggestions. From that typical Graduation Song bullshit to Du Hast by Rammstein. The next day, I took votes.

Unfortunately, the faggot brigade of annoyingly catty and stupid women and men with no testiclats heard of my vote, and came out IN FORCE to try to get THE TIMES OF OUR LIVES song chosen. Votes were tallied and that won by a mile. Second place was the Graduation Song, and nothing else was close after that.

The school put me in charge of downloading a copy of the song, since they were too cheap to get a real CD in there. This is where the regret came in.

I was going to alter the song, so that about 20 seconds in, it cut to I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. In fact, I made the sound file. It was awesome. I burned it to a CD. I went so far as to manipulate the voting results so that I'M TOO SEXY was a close third.

But the night before, I threw out the CD with the altered sound file. I burned the regular song onto another. I didn't fucking bring in the joke, and it would have been god damn legendary. I regret pussing out at the last moment. It sucked mad balls that I didn't do it.

That's my biggest regret in life to date, actually. FUCK. Even thinking about it pisses me off.

Damn sir... I don't know whether to prop you because of how awesome it is, or diss you for not doing it... Seriously would have been the most epic shit ever. I don't even think you'd be on GFF because of all the pussy you'd be swimming in to this day. The backlog would have been astronomical.

There's nowhere I can't reach.