[Attention] Uwe Boll will stop making movies with 1 million signatures

Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures | /Film

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Ladies and Gentleman, we finally have a chance to rid the cinematic world of a cancer. Uwe Boll, the German director behind such horrid video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that “18,000 is not enough to convince me.” So how much would be enough?

“One million,” Boll said. “Now we have a new goal.”

Indeed, now we have a goal. All we need is 980,000 more signatures on this petition and we can rid the world of future Boll-directed/produced cinematic atrocities. as my friend Scott Weinberg on Cinematical points out, Tunnel Rats, Far Cry, Zombie Massacre and BloodRayne 3 are already in production. So we might not be able to stop those productions. Be we just might have the ability to prevent a BloodRayne 4 or House of the Dead 3. So sign now!

SIGN IT NOW.

Also mods, I couldn't decide between putting this thread here or in the Media Centre... I figured here since all this douche does are videogame films, but feel free to move it if deemed inappropriate.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Derek Smart, Uwe Boll, Jack Thompson and myself are all people who are playing everyone like fiddles. They're outrageous characters created specifically to draw attention to themselves.

Fixed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that law actually changed BECAUSE of Boll repeatedly thrusting his cock at the system.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.