HAY GUYS

Wall Feces · Mar 30, 2008, 08:20 AM

Sweet, glad this is underway. Look like I'm facing IC or SuperSonic... I might have missed it, but are we just saying "fuck it" to laggy connections and dealing with it? I ask because IC, you're awesome, but your connection is the furthest from awesome.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wall Feces · Mar 30, 2008, 08:13 PM

Just PMed Icy... Hoping to do our match-up tonight, and by match-up, I mean murder-fest

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wall Feces · Mar 30, 2008, 08:53 PM

Identity Crisis beat me 3-1 after 4 stellar matches. Great game, man

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wall Feces · Mar 30, 2008, 10:17 PM

Crap, we might not be able to fight for a LONG time... I work extra late tomorrow (I won't leave until 11, be home around 11:30), and then im going out of town Friday through Sunday.

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Wall Feces · Mar 31, 2008, 06:39 PM

I will not be working late tonight, so nutty and I will be brawling around 10PM EST.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wall Feces · Mar 31, 2008, 09:33 PM

I beat nutty 3-0. Good matches, but definitely a blowout of sorts

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wall Feces · Apr 2, 2008, 07:59 PM

Might as well mention that I too will be out of town from Friday to Sunday.

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Wall Feces · Apr 12, 2008, 04:20 PM

It's not the lag I would worry about, Miles. It's the SHEER SKILL that sonova bitch has.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wall Feces · Apr 12, 2008, 04:27 PM

His lag wasn't too bad when I played him a while ago, so if he says its better, it should (hopefully) be fairly decent. Regardless, you're both in the same boat in terms with dealing with the shit frame rate, unless he finds a way to practice at 5fps =P

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wall Feces · Apr 22, 2008, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Chaotic

So what's going on with the matches? Hopefully, we can get this done soon. :Xs

Agreed... I've been waiting for my next match for like 3 weeks

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Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 06:38 PM

When do you wanna fight, Kai? I'm good anytime tonight for the next few hours, and then after 9:30 PM M - W. After that my availability will be nill for the weekend.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 06:49 PM

Excellent. Fucking A, I've been waiting so long to Brawl!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 07:29 PM

Kai, I'll be there shortly! Just finishing up my dinner, then having my dessert of KICKING YOUR ASS

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 08:12 PM

Wow, I'd wager to say that this was the absolute finest online Brawl session I've ever had!

I won 3-1, but with the exception of one match (where I destroyed him with Ike), every single fight was epic and ended in a fucking miraculous way.

First fight:
Link (me) vs Young Link (Kai)

Ended with me doing a mid-air Down+A (sword stab) on a pile of bob-ombs instead of Kai, sent us both flying off the screen where I died mere FRAMES before he did. Undoubtedly the coolest finish to a match I've ever encountered.

Winner: Kai

Second fight:
Ike vs. Kirby

Not much to say here, it was a horrorshow for Kai though

Winner: Me

Third fight:
Snake vs. Yoshi

Ugh, I HATE the glacier level... We played a fairly even match... and then suddenly, THAT FUCKING FISH gulped us both, sending us into sudden death! A carefully placed mortar (up+A) finished it in my favor. It was fucking tense though! And so many smash balls!

Winner: Me

Fourth Fight:
Meta Knight vs Link

This was just an all-out great match, with nothing out of the ordinary. I came out on top in a real tight finish.

Great games, dude. We definitely need to play again sometime soon!

How ya doing, buddy?

Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by sprouticus

I came out on top in a real tight finish.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

That's what she said.

HEY-OH!

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Wall Feces · Apr 27, 2008, 08:31 PM

Turbo - See my above post for my availability. But, for the sake of easiness, here it is again-

Anytime after 9:30 PM Mon-Weds. After that, I won't be available again till next Sunday.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wall Feces · 09:40 AM

Turbo and I are brawlin' now. Update soon!

Additional Spam:
Update - I win, 3-0

First match: Link vs Link

Great match, Turbo came from a 1 to 3 deficit to even the playing field, but I came out on top afterwards.

Winner: Me

Second match: Ike (me) vs Fox (Turbo)

I thought I was screwed in this match because of how fast Fox is compared to Ike, but Ike's heavy sword made fox steaks out of Fox

Winner: Me

Third match: Snake vs Lucario

A pretty solid match with nothing out of the ordinary to report.

Winner: Me

Who's next?

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Wall Feces · Apr 30, 2008, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Basil

Hah, first we partner up for the 2v2 tourney and now we have to Brawl each other.

This is video game melodrama at its finest.

FIRST, THEY WERE OPPONENTS.
NOW, THEY MUST BAND TOGETHER TO STOP AN EVEN BIGGER THREAT.

SPROUTICUS
BASIL

IN THE NON-STOP ACTION THRILLER THAT'S TAKING AMERICA BY STORM!

Brawl Hard

DIRECTED BY JOHN MCTIERNAN

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wall Feces · Apr 30, 2008, 05:45 PM

If this is your way of stalling our upcoming match, I'm not impressed

Is 10:00 PM good for you (if you can connect)?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wall Feces · Apr 30, 2008, 09:30 PM

Basil just made a mockery out of me, 3-0.

First match: Link (me) vs Kirby (Basil)

Great matchup, came down to one life for each, but he managed to close it

Second match: Ike vs Marth

We actually had to restart this match, because Shadow the Hedgehog killed our match by making the lag unbearable enough for the game to say "sorry lost host lolz"

Regardless, after we re-started, he promptly destroyed me

Third match: Snake vs Yoshi

Nothing to report. Got humiliated.

Good match!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Wall Feces · Apr 30, 2008, 09:48 PM

I wouldn't argue with a rematch if you're proposing one. The lag wasn't as bad as it was when I had my first match against Identity Crisis, but it definitely got in the way a few times (once when I clearly should have saved myself during our second match part deux).

It's up to you mang. Let me know, I'm down if you are.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Wall Feces · May 1, 2008, 12:08 AM

Haha, I'll feel like a butt for saying yes, then again I would love another go at it.

Chaotic, what do you think, seeing as you're the dude who's running this? I won't be able to get on again till Sunday anyhow, so there's no rush if we do decide to go for a rematch.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wall Feces · May 1, 2008, 12:15 AM

All right then, let's do it. Tentative re-brawl date for Sunday night. Does that work for you, Basil?

FELIPE NO

Wall Feces · May 4, 2008, 05:45 PM

I got assraped even worse than before

First match: Link (me) vs. Snake (Basil)

This was a pretty tight match. It came down to both of us being above 100% but in the end he got the victory

Second match: Meta Knight vs. Kirby

Epic fight... By which I mean wow did I suck ass. I made a few stupid ass mistakes that gave him an astronomical victory over me.

Third match: Ike vs. Samus

Another close one that came down to each of us having one stock in the end. I ended up getting blasted by a bombardment of bombs on the pirate ship level and got screwed.

Ah well, it was indeed a lag-free rematch regardless =P

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Wall Feces · May 4, 2008, 05:49 PM

Yeah that trick has haunted me in the past before. I hate it

I was referring more to doing an Up+B just as the platforms re-formed over the clouds so that I couldn't go through them, and then floated to my doom. And then how awesome was it that you got two fucking Grey Fox assist trophies in a row? He MURDERED me!

Jam it back in, in the dark.