Dating criteria

I've been told I'm extremely picky when it comes to dating... And I don't deny it for a second. Personally, I think it's good to have high standards, but when it yields fewer results, well, that's when it sucks. Regardless, I do have a few rules that must be met for me to date a girl:

1. BRAINS. I will not date a stupid girl. Period. Even clumsy girls get on my nerves in extreme cases. This is my most important criteria.

2. Able to enjoy/discuss movies. And not shitty movies, either. If a girl's idea of a night out at the movies is going to see Meet the Spartains, she's out.

3. Able to match wits. I am constantly breaking balls and/or destroying people's spirits. I need a girl who won't buckle under that sort of pressure and can take some teasing without crying.

4. Moderately attractive. I'm not as picky when it comes to looks.

Narrows the playing field, sure, but depending on the girl I can sometimes buckle if she meets three out of four.

What are some of your criteria for dating?

How ya doing, buddy?

I try so hard not to be swayed by looks, but I dunno, I just can't bring myself to do it. It makes me feel shallow, but that's just how I am, I guess.

I fully agree on the whole sense of identity thing too. Kelly had no clue who the fuck she was and that drove me up the wall.

There's nowhere I can't reach.