Weird fears

Share with us your deepest, weirdest fears. I don't mean like, darkness, or spiders, or any kind of legit fear. I mean weird shit.

I, for example, have a fear of a getting shit on by birds. Why? When I was a little boy, a bird shit on my when I was at my neighbor's birthday party, and I cried.

I also have a fear of manholes giving weigh and me falling ass first into a sewer.

Your turn!

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Originally Posted by Ghodbane

Probably quite common (or maybe not who knows), but I find it nerve wracking to approach a people i don't know who are clustered together in a group when I'm by myself.

I think that's called Agorophobia, or "fear of crowds"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

A few more weird fears, mostly involving my ass. Bear with me...

I read a news story once that this woman was on the toilet, and there was A SNAKE in there that LUNGED UP AND BIT HER ON THE ASS. I've had that fear ever since.

A similar fear is whenever I kill a bee, I toss it in the toilet for future flushing. I've had this fear that the bee is going to come to life and sting the inside of my ass when I'm taking a dump.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.