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Wall Feces · Nov 18, 2007, 10:10 AM

[*]Getting stuck behind some nimrod who insists upon writing a check for two items in the Express Lane.

When I worked at the supermarket, I dealt with this shit all the time. It was especially worse when I was waiting behind him, waiting to take my break, and losing precious seconds because he doesn't have $1.74 on him like most fucking people.

Most of my minor grievances come from driving. I'm one of those guys who always seems to get stuck behind the dipshit going 60 miles an hour in the left lane, but won't move over to let me pass him despite the entire right lane being open.

Being stuck in traffic always gets my goat. The entire concept of traffic is mindblowing to me. How does it ALWAYS happen? If you do your job and, you know, DRIVE, there is enough room for everybody at all times. Especially where I am, the commute down into Boston in the mornings is always a fucking nightmare. But seriously, how does traffic even begin? Who's the one asshole that cut someone off, thus, causing a mass influx of brake pedalling? I think about these things when in traffic.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wall Feces · Nov 18, 2007, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by brknredcrayon

i concur sprout. driving into/out of boston in the morning or afternoon sucks balls. also, what roads are you taking ?

I take route 93 from Salem NH. For me, a 30-minute drive turns into a 2-hour epic ordeal during rush hour. Luckily, my new work schedule allows me to completely avoid any traffic, but last month when I had to work weekday mornings... My god what a pain!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wall Feces · Nov 18, 2007, 07:44 PM

I just had another one happen to me today. A pair of semi-hot mormons came to my door. Before they even got a chance to say "Hi" I shut the door in their faces.

What do the door-to-door salvation salespeople hope to achieve from doing this? Honestly, has ONE PERSON converted to religion X when confronted about it at their HOME? You'd think religious folk would have better ideas on how to convert people than going door-to-fucking-door.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wall Feces · Nov 19, 2007, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Sometimes, out here, people cause traffic jams from ABSOLUTELY NOTHING though. One assholes in the left lane really loves tapping his brakes. SERIOUSLY fucks with traffic flow.

No shit right? Just today I was in the left lane and of course some D-bag is going incredibly slow, so I go to pass him on the right, and just as I move, he changes lanes too! Fucking morons!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?