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My favourite so far:
Telemarketer: Hello, my name is Jennifer... Me: Oh Jesus, how'd she get this number? Look, Jen, I wasn't looking for anything long term last night, I just hadn't had any female companionship for a couple days, and it was starting to get to me real bad. I'm really really sorry about the herpes, I didn't find out myself until this morning... Jennifer: *gasp* (Long pause)....click. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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