The Oregon Trail Thread

I loved this game - I used to play it all the time instead of programming with that stupid fucking turtle.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

You remember when you were playing the game Oregon Trail and you came Christopher Cross the Snake River that was 2 foot deep, you decide to cross it and you lose 3 wagon wheels, one child and your wife was
diagnosed with Parvo and they blamed it on Wagon Robbing Indians? Yeah that was Chuck Norris, he fucking robbed you, drowned your child with nunchucks and gave your wife herpes. Chuck Norris Owns you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.