[Tournament] Winter Olympics - Vancouver 2010 - WHOSE GAME IS IT, BITCHES (Shin has no teeth)

To be honest, I want the Canadian hockey team to lose too, but because Canadians are such smug fucking cunts about hockey, and I hate it. The nationalism that suddenly spews out of this country whenever somebody starts skating is fucking disgusting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't understand being proud of athletes that I've never met and have nothing to do with.

If you want to be proud of the country, alright, there's plenty to be proud of. That some strangers skate real good doesn't strike me as a good reason.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I do like and understand sports, though.

I don't like or understand being proud of other people being good at sports.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Let's define the word "proud".

from the dictionary:
feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth

No, I don't measure my own self-worth by what other people do, because that's fucking stupid. If some guy broke all his bones and worked his way back, he should be proud of that feat. I would not be proud, because I didn't have anything to do with it. The actual athletes who are competing in the olympics, and their trainers, and their families, you know, people who might have actually influenced them in some way, they should be proud. I would not expect an average Canadian to feel pride in a Canadian athlete anymore than I'd expect someone from Nigeria to feel pride in a Canadian athlete, as they both have done the same amount of work to further that athlete's progress.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?