Literary Passages/Quotes

"If you give a man fire, he's warm for the night. If you set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett


""I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore, you don't. Q.E.D.."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing." - From Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Jam it back in, in the dark.