[Movie] [Your] Top Ten Worst Movies of 2007

10. Captivity - Plot? Characters? Who needs 'em? TITS N' BLOOD.

9. Epic Movie - People getting hit in the balls for eighty minutes might sound good on paper but... oh wait, no it doesn't.

8. The Number 23 - The worst thing about this film is how many people I've met that thought it was really deep.

7. Blades of Glory - I think we've all realized by this point that Jon Heder can only do one character. HEY, NAPOLEON IS A GHOST IN THIS MOVIE. HAHA, NOW HE'S SKATING! WACKY.

6. Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix - The only thing I remember about this film was walking out of the theater thinking "Well, that was a complete waste of three hours of my life". This is, more than any other film this year I think, a prime example of over reliance on CG.

5. TMNT - I actually turned this off halfway through, so maybe it magically redeemed itself and I just missed, but I'm guessing it just got worse.

4. Norbit - Do I really need to explain this?

3. Smokin' Aces - An ensemble comedy with no ensemble. Just awful.

2. I Am Legend - This movie made me :facepalm: the entire time I was watching it. "I have a high powered rifle with a scope, but I will hunt deer by DRIVING AT THEM IN MY BRAND NEW FORD SHELBY COBRA GT500 THAT WILL NOT APPEAR FOR THE REST OF THE FILM. At least you could go into Transformers expecting it to be two hours of explosions and product placement, but this was 45 minutes of product placements and an hour of closeups of Will Smith talking nonsensically about Bob Marley. What utter shit.

1. Across The Universe - This shouldn't even exist. I cannot seriously criticize it because I see no redeeming qualities in it whatsoever.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit

Beerfest - Another trashy comedy movie with poor CG elements.

Beerfest would make my top 10, easy. That was a great comedy film. What do you mean by "poor CG elements"?

There's nowhere I can't reach.