[Tournament] 2007 MLB Discussion Thread

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Nee: Sheffield is a douchebag. Enjoy that albatross!

I was going to post this also.

Bad move, Detroit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ten to one odds he gets injured before the All Star break.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, it certainly would be some kind of poetic justice after these ridiculous bargaining prices.

Baseball really needs a salary cap. It's just disgusting.

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Originally Posted by Fiddlegoof

How much longer do you think Bonds will play? He's what? Forty something? He can hardly jump or run anymore, let alone hit home runs. Is he just going to stay in until he gets the home run record?

I think that Bonds will play until he beats the record. I hope he'll choose to step down before that happens, but I know he won't.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Fiddlegoof

Didn't think he was worth that much.

He really isn't.

Giants for the lose.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Fiddlegoof

Mark Mcguire all over again....

What? There wasn't any controversy when Mark McGwire was doing his thing. Steroids weren't even a concern. Almost all of the controversy started with the possible Cooperstown induction this year.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Too bad everyone in Canada hates Toronto.

FELIPE NO

Roger Clemens is worth more than every player on the Devil Rays combined.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

A history soiling moment.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is that really necessary? The man's taken more performance enhancing drugs than Max Zorin's horse. Don't pretend he hasn't.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I suppose Victor Conte is in prison for not supplying him with steroids.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, with the logic you're using here I expect you think he was simultaneously innocent of murder in the criminal case and guilty in the civic case. The justice system isn't the be all and end all of truth, you know.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, you might expect that when they design a drug specifically so that you can't test for it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by russ

That pissed me off more than anything, to be honest. ESPN cut away from the Auburn - K State game to show it. And then they showed the damn celebration afterwards. I'm trying to watch a damn football game involving Auburn, and I am from the south. Statistically speaking, does ESPN think I give a shit about something related to the Red Sox?

In Canada, there is a different sports network for every region of the country and if you have a cable hookup you can get them all for 50 cents each. It's a pretty sweet deal.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Slash

The WS this year will be VERY interesting to say the least

To be honest, I think that whichever team wins the ALCS will totally whomp the Rockies. I could be surprised, but I think this ALCS is the best baseball we'll see until the next postseason.

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I have to say, I'm a right smug bastard right about now. A buddy of mine's been telling me how the Rockies will cruise through the series for weeks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A-Rod coming to Boston would be absolutely amazing, though I doubt it will happen. He's the only guy I like on the Yankees now that Torre's gone.

There's nowhere I can't reach.