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The only time I ever injured myself...um, there...was one day after school in sixth grade. I was for some reason walking around a tree when I slipped and fell. My crotch landed right on an exposed sprinkler head. It turned an ugly dark shade of purple, but like a fool I didn't tell anybody; I just walked into an air conditioned classroom, and sat down until it was time to go home.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |