Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Eleo, wish granted.

But soon after the Axis takeover of GFF seems complete, Lord Styphon rises from the ashes with a Stalin Avatar and rallies all the members of GFF in a quick and bloodly coup that turns this place into a more class-cliche oriented society having multiple administrators (with no moderators) that abuse their powers repeatedly when any anti-GFF/staff statements come to light and by also hijacking all the FTP servers in one fell swoop.

I wish I had a Wii...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But when it is finally unlocked, you come to find out that Paypal itself has been bought out by a different company which chooses to sell your credit card info to the highest bidder. You then receive thousands upon thousands of credit card offers that bury you in a heap of paper and fake plastic cards that traumatize you, leaving you with only a unique phobia of mail and no online money services.

I wish that I didn't live in a trailer park.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Your wishes are both granted, though Krelian's is immediately corrupted by the dominance of masa's wish. As Guilty Gear gains a story mode, the entire revolution of the series also taints its quality thereby leaving Guilty Gear to squander in bargain bins and is as common at pawn shops as Hanson's "Middle of Nowhere" album.

:EDIT:
Acronym's wish is granted, but upon working correctly, as Acronym gazes intently into the beautiful lavaciousness, the bottle overheats exploding liquid hot lava all over scarring our hero's face for eternity. This is the first in a string of many self-destructive events that leave Acronym alone and horrifying to young children who say "dear God, what is that thing" in his perfect ears.

I wish I weren't a liar.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Can you put stipulations on your wish?

You get a turkey sandwich but then you quickly don't have one (as it is gobbled in seconds and is now being acidified inside your stomach).

I wish that I could fully function without sleep.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You do have a corn dog, but unfortunately your girlfriend thought it would be fun to get kinky with a corn dog and it ends up... well... somewhere where you don't want it.

:EDIT:
Instead of killing the dogs, they begin deporting them to Japan illegally, and soon the entire island turns rabid, and we never see Wii, PS3, MGS4 or FFXIII...


I wish that Shin would bring sexy back.

I was speaking idiomatically.