To AOL: "No means no"

AOL tried everything to keep you in. I cancelled my account before the 30 days and they tried to keep me by giving me another extended trial and then I tried the whole "My computer is broke O_O" thing but they counter attacked by trying to sell me a 300 dollar computer. One thing led to another and I finally won by just saying "I'd rather just cancel my account" over and over again.
I think the best way to actually cancel it is by telling the truth. Your service sucks and I'm with a better provider, i want to cancel and I don't care what you say to me so don't waste my time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.