Asshole-ish and Stupid Customers at your job

Im glad I no longer have to deal with customers anymore. I only have to deal with salesmen, and they usually know what they want and how to get it.

When I worked at a grocery store though, it was a different story. You could write a short essay on stupid people just about every other day. I wouldnt let it get to me like the other employees though. I would just throw the shit back in there face and call them on there stupidity.

One time a lady tried to bring back a half empty wine bottle because she, and I quote, "didnt like the taste." I told her that other then the fact that theres a law prohibiting us from buying back alcohol that she was stupid for trying to return something because she didnt like it.

She gave me the usual shit about talking to my manager and getting me fired. Funny thing is, I never heard another word about any of these situations.

How ya doing, buddy?