What Do The Kids Like These Days

If you're in college, or able to emulate someone who is, which topic would you rather hear a speech about for five minutes?

VOLUNTEERING?
-be happier and more productive
-decide what interests you
-free up some time
-find opportunities

OR

PAPER BOAT FOLDING?
-bored while happening to pass lakes, streams, and other bodies of water in your local area?
-find a piece of paper
-fold a boat
-play like a dork

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow. Awesome responses. I'm leaning toward volunteering because it's more interesting if related well. The trick would be keeping it from becoming persuasive. The audience motivation would have to be very brief and subtle because the focus should be on how to volunteer.

Speech classes are a bitch because of the audience size. I get really nervous as soon as I start to make a speech and pretty much have a fight or flight response -- but it should decrease over time. I've spoken to large audiences of around 500 people and done pretty well just by pretending there is no audience and reading aloud, but no. Any job anyone will ever get with a college degree will require public speaking skills. Did you know that?

Thanks, Crash, for the idea of using stories to illustrate the process. I think it'd be best to just phrase each step in some kind of example form, though. Again with the avoiding persuasive tone thing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.