HAY GUYS

Jochie · Local time: Mar 2, 2008, 04:50 PM

I have some candles and an emergency kit from 1994. I guess if a really huge disaster hit, I'd have to walk over to the library and look at some wilderness survival guides. Hey -- I can use the candles while reading the guides! I don't have any guns, though, so I'd have to become some other survivor's bitch if it came to that. Are we cannibalizing each other? If that's the case, then I'd need to steal a gun somehow and shoot you guys. Sorry.

I could probably jerk off in a cup to help repopulate, but is that really necessary? It's so unsanitary.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Jochie · Local time: Mar 4, 2008, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by nuttyturnip

What sort of disaster are you imagining that renders the human race incapable of having children through good old fashioned sex? Or is there just not enough of you to go around?

I'm just not an "old fashioned" kind of fucker, if you know what I mean. *wink* *WINKWINK*

*WINK*

As for drinking water, don't forget what Bear Grylls taught us: Take up water sports.

There's nowhere I can't reach.