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| View Poll Results: If you could only choose one. | |||
| The complete mastery of seven languages of your choice. |
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16 | 22.86% |
| A phoenix like Fawkes. Whether he can bring you (or Dumbledore) back from the dead is unknown. |
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5 | 7.14% |
| A heavenly guarentee to reach 100 years of age in great health. |
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17 | 24.29% |
| Outrageous amounts of fame and money. You die at some point between the age of 50 and 55 though. |
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7 | 10.00% |
| Ten million dollars. AND NO QUESTIONS ASKED. |
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25 | 35.71% |
| Voters: 70. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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I would choose the hundred years of great health. Like Fresh Frank wrote, this would give me the kind of confidence needed to achieve pretty much anything I want. And I could be high on nine different drugs every day without losing my mind. Unprotected sex all over the place, and so forth.
What does it mean that it's a "heavenly decree", though? Because knowing that there is a god, heaven, afterlife, and all that would be cool, too. I could even prove it to other people by performing death-defying stunts. Although that would only prove my invincibility, and not its heavenly origin, now that I think of it. Jam it back in, in the dark. |