Man forced to "marry" goat...

Originally Posted by Robo Jesus

... I hate the world. -_-

Do you hate the fact that the man was having sex with a goat or the fact that the elders made him marry it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Fyodor D.

Also, what the hell is wrong with having ELDERS?!?!?!

Only a council of unelected rulers that have power due to age will force someone to marry a goat, that's what.

Originally Posted by Spatula

This reminds me about the story of a boy in elementary school who was caught eating a slice of chocolate cake which was reserved for the teachers only. The head teacher then called the boy to the assembly infront of the whole school to eat the entire cake all by himself. By the third piece he was full, but the head teacher threatened him to finish it. Calorie count ++.

I'm pretty sure your thinking of that Matilda movie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Fyodor D.

And I am sure that the dude learned his lesson.

In the context of our society, that would be unconstitutional and barbaric. It might work for them, but here we have laws that make sense.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.