Anyone have non-stick cookware that really works?

I don't know how many claimed "non-stick" cookware I've gone through, but it's been quite a few, and no matter what I'm cooking (like just now I was making some scrambled eggs), the fucking foods seem to stick to the fucker and burns on there despite the "100% guaranteed for life non-stick coating that you can use metal utensils on."

I've even bought some of the ones I've seen them host on TV, where they actually cook shit like marshmallows which melt and burn in their skillet and then wipe it out at the end with a paper towel. Cool. But when you get it at home and try it out, it never works out like it does on TV, WTF?

Do any of you have non-stick cookware that actually does what it's supposed to do, make the food not stick to the pan while you're cooking shit? What brand of cookware is it, and how much did you pay for it? I'm just looking for a simple frying pan to make stuff like eggs, pancakes, etc. I'll be damned if I can find one that actually works. If it's too good to be true, it probably is, right? And that goes for "non-stick" cookware as well.

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