What the shit!?

Literally. I walk outside today and there are bird shits on top my car's hood. In the past I've had some pigeons or some other fucks shit on me, one square in the head. I don't know if you have ever heard that getting shat on by a bird's supposed to be good luck, I wonder what idiot came up with that cause-and-effect fallacy, because I would like to take a piss on him and say it's gonna be for good luck, but I wish I had a gun like in this prank video to cap those faggot-ass birds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lief1b2Wck.

Reminds me of a segment of this Mr. Bean series where he's brushing his teeth in his car and he rinses out his mouth and spits it out his windows: the milky-white concoction lands haply into the buttcrack of some guy kneeling over under a tree, he reaches back to find what hit him and after seeing the whitish liquid he instinctly looks up into the tree to find the bird that supposedly shit on him. Found the clip of him being late for his dentist appointment and rushing there and what I described above: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/147562...t_the_dentist/

It's bad enough that they desecrate national monuments and statues and things of that nature, or fly under the eaves of your house and lay their eggs and make all sorts of racket in the morning. Anyone else ever had those asshole birds shit on you or on your car after you just washed and waxed it? Luckily there aren't very many birds where I live due to it's so damn hot, but what about those of you that live near the beach with all those damn seagulls or anywhere else that has a lot of birds? Do you find yourselves ducking when birds fly overhead?

Jam it back in, in the dark.