[Attention] The Super Smash Brothers "Nice Try Mom" Appreciation Station

Here are a few random shitcam Smash videos. Tails wanted to see one in particular, so I recorded that and a couple others. No audio commentary because I'm not funny.

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This one is a really poor match where me and a rando play badly and lose. I saved it though because the Shulk on the other team only knows how to use BACKSLASH. I mean, it's a valid strategy so I can't really make fun of him for that.

But what I can make fun of him for is the part at 1:15 when he uses BACKSLASH even though no one is anywhere near him and then I poke him through the floor, THREE TIMES IN A ROW. I was hoping he would keep trying it forever, but alas.

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22:51 <@CHz> Checking my replays, found one from a few weeks ago I didn't title
22:51 <@CHz> Me and you are on the same team, both Charizards
22:51 <@CHz> "uh oh"

For a fun game, take a drink every time Tails or I use Flare Blitz. You may want to alert 911 ahead of time. Spoiler: It's something like 28 successful ones and another 7 attempts that are canceled because of damage, and then 3 in sudden death. Also I celebrate beasting sudden death by taking a nap.

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Watch the first ten seconds of this one very carefully. Bowser makes a poor decision in an air attack and breaks the bridge, plummeting to his death. Meanwhile, the Marth on the bridge falls too and is unable to recover because both Tails and I are filling the air above him with fire.

Neither of them recorded a kill and both quit after the match. I don't think they were pleased.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Another month, another set of awfully-recorded replays.

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Olimar is probably my worst character, which is saying a lot because I'm bad with every character. I only recorded this one for the first bit.

20:12 <@CHz> AHAHAHAHA that suicide
20:12 <@CHz> eat it
20:12 <+GROUDON> I totally knew I was gonna die but I wanted to see how many times I could air slash you
20:12 <+GROUDON> fucking dying
20:12 <@CHz> The answer: all of the times

(Still died less than Little Mac)

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I never play Little Mac so I legit was just trying out his moves in the start of this match, which is why I never figure out how to use the KO Uppercut. Doesn't matter, this is the flattest stage in the game so fists reign supreme.

Both of our opponents quit after this match. Probably because there was unbearable lag, but let's say it was because we punched them out of the lobby.

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Jigglypuff sleep duels might be my new favorite thing in the entire world. Special cameo by Skills in this vid.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

After watching Tails's amazing last set of videos (dude you undersell yourself hard, you were trading even damage with that Falco), I had probably the worst idea of my entire life:

03:00 <&CHz> Tails
03:00 <&CHz> This weekend, you and me
03:00 <&CHz> We're going to Smash, and we're going to play Little Mac the whole time
03:01 <~MY_MIXTAPE_IS_EVOLVING> lmao
03:01 <~MY_MIXTAPE_IS_EVOLVING> PUNCH
03:02 <&CHz> I've been doing this for an hour and god damned if it isn't actually hilarious
03:02 <~MY_MIXTAPE_IS_EVOLVING> Hahahahah yessssss
03:02 <~MY_MIXTAPE_IS_EVOLVING> It is a riot. People will probably leave a lot but it's fun so who cares
03:03 <&CHz> They do that when we play anyway.

Welcome to Punchtown, U.S.A.

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First match of the night was also the one we got the most kills in: 7 total over two minutes, which is pretty good. Both opponents immediately quit.

You know how I said that our opponents usually quit when Tails and I fuck around in Smash? Normally they last 5-10 games with us before they get sick of our bullshit, but this time after every single game at least one person would leave. This is the power of punch.

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Look at this impostor punchist and his inferior punchism. He failed, as he was fated.

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Behold the clutchest punch of all time. We both totally lost our shit on Skype when Tails punched the Final Smash out of Lucina with a KO Uppercut.

It doesn't matter that Lucina regrabbed the Final Smash immediately. It doesn't even matter that we lost the game. This punch is one for the ages.

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We'd been waiting the whole night for the boxing ring stage. It took us an hour, but we finally got it. The battle was hard, featuring a Diddy who wasn't completely terrible at everything, but in the end punch was victorious.

We tried to keep playing, but halfway through the next game, I briefly disconnected. Then, we were unable to get into the same room again, so we called it a night.

Our final game was a Little Mac victory in the boxing ring. This was destiny. Punchifest destiny.

Also, how pro was that Cucco catch?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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god damn finally

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Hey Tails, when you Smash with us chumps, how much would you say you sandbag it compared to when you play with goons who know what they're doing?

I was speaking idiomatically.