Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Originally Posted by Visavi

I wish the Jedi would take care of the whole "Ninja vs. Pirates" debate once and for all.

Wish granted. The Jedi decimate the ninjas with their lightsabers and force powers. Then they get in little rafts and board the pirates seafaring vessel and slaughter them all and burn the ship. But the pirates in a last effort destroy their rafts. The Jedi can protect themselves from fire but sadly they swim like rocks.

I wish I had high-speed internet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Visavi

I wish I had telekinetic powers

Granted. But at the price of your new powers you go mentaly insane and commit suicide. But the insanity lasts into the afterlife.


I wish I wasn't lazy so I could get of my butt and lose wieght.

How ya doing, buddy?