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I live in fucking Tornado alley. You'd have to be borderline retarded not to know that when a tornado touches down, you're supposed to be diving in a ditch, huddled in a cellar, or waiting it out in a room with a lot of pipes like a bathroom or in a closet underneath the stairs.
As for hurricanes, I also lived along the gulf, and hurricane surival is pretty rudimentary stuff. If there's a hurricane on the way, you buy some canned goods, board up the windows, and move to higher ground if you're below sea-level or close to a body of water.
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Question: Why a room full of pipes? First time I've heard that one.
(I'll leave the questions of who takes care of retards, vacationers with no means to hoard goods, and Katrina-style people unable to vacate or protect themselves to people with more energy.)
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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