Help me with my secret mission, operation chick-fake

Hey all you web-heads, I need help with an upcoming, top-secret mission. I can't divulge specifics, but I am going to have to dress up as a woman and go undercover for a very long while. (I may also have to wear a fat suit and/or fake being a different race - gotta check with the scenario boys and I'll keep you posted). Now I'm not a woman, so this is going to be a fish-out-of-water scenario for me that looks to be the action/comedy/suspense hit with investigation departments this summer!

My question to you is: how can I learn to act as realistically as possible like a woman, in the fastest ways possible? What resources should I consult and what preparation can I do? Keep in mind the mission is soon and it's very deep cover so I've got to get up-to-speed as quickly as possible on ALL aspects of understanding and acting like a chick. (Chicks call each other chicks, right?).

P.S. This wasn't posted in the sewers, despite the potential benefits, because of the results I knew it would unfortunately engender.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by GRUN-3

Start caring about your appearance, both in your hygiene and in your manners.

How? Means, boy, means are needed here. YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS THEM.

There's nowhere I can't reach.