HAY GUYS

Kolba · Local time: Jul 18, 2006, 08:03 PM

How come clouds can support the weight of platform game characters?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Kolba · Local time: Jul 18, 2006, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by FadedReality

Why, the same way that floating platforms with no apparent means of upward propulsion can!"

No, those are solid, and all have their own tiny Master Emeralds powering them. My problem needs a totally different explanation.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Kolba · Local time: Jul 18, 2006, 10:34 PM

What about Wonderboy, he's bare foot.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Kolba · Local time: Jul 19, 2006, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by FadedReality

So you would think! Take a closer look.

Spoiler:

you will see in the magnification I've so generously provided that wonderboy has invisible government cloud-detector boots on his feet, complete with patented Stand on Clouds stumps. The Sega Master System simply could not render the invisible boots and the special stumps. It's actually a common misconception that he's barefoot.

I wonder if he ever felt aggrieved that, while they could supply him with cloud walking studs, they had never thought up any more advanced techniques in the means of personal protection than to lob bits of flint.

Come to think of it, we never do see a fully side-on Wonder Boy.

Is it possible there's a laser gun strapped to his back, out of view, for extreme circumstances only?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?