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Member 446
Level 30.06
Mar 2006
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Aug 7, 2008, 10:00 PM
Local time: Aug 8, 2008, 04:00 AM
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A couple of people have said Russia, and I'd like to go there too. I'm going to become a follower of the Siberian Jesus. Have you guys heard of the Siberian Jesus? Jesus is back, and he lives in Siberia.
He started a commune there and lives up a mountain. This is all real.
Anyone can join, all you have to do is sell your house and all your belongings and then give the money and the rest of your life savings to the commune. In return they'll build you some sort of house. You can live out the rest of your days there, doing manual labour for 14 hours a day, safe in the knowledge you are closer to Jesus.
If you're still not convinced: the worlds going to end soon, and only the people who live in the commune are going to be saved.
So okay, it's not so much 'travelling somewhere for 2 weeks' as 'uprooting and changing your entire life', but I'm just trying to save some souls here.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Kolba