GFF 2009 Suicide Pact

So people aren't willing to off themselves. Not suprising. But that's only their physical selves.

How about a pact of Gamingforce suicides. It's a metaphorical suicide, like when we say "He committed political suicide". Well we can commit Gamingforce suicide.

Basically, it's for anyone worried about Gamingforce taking up too much of their time, or anyone just plain bored of the site, and wanting to do something a little more interesting than to simply stop showing up one day.

Committing message board suicide can be done in a variety of ways. You can go out in a big hurrah by delibrately flouting some big no-no's. Roll up in a dupe account, and call the admins cunts or something. Spam the forums with hardcore porn. Etc.

But that's amateur stuff really.

The really interesting way to go out would be a gradual over-time process. Slowly begin stirring up shit, derailing threads, being provocative for the hell of it. Gradually begin reducing the quality of your posts until you bottom out at a kind of gamefaqs mentality. You'd be slowly killing your own online personality, and all the good-will, if any, that you've built up, and shit, wouldn't it be fun? The real world analogy would be the alcoholics. Here, you wouldn't be drinking yourself to death - you'd be trolling yourself to death.

Fed up with forum life? Pledge yourself a member of the first (presumably) suicide cult for online personas. Although you might want to do that in a pm to me instead of publicly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh no, don't misunderstand me. I'm suggesting a gradual build up, and then if you've done that right it will culminate in the blaze of glory. The fun is prolonged that way. If you just skip straight to the blaze of glory it's over too quick.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It's always nice to see my own jokes dumbed down and repeated for the sake of the peanut gallery.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.