Home remedies & family cure-alls

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

STEP ONE - GET A POT
STEP TWO - PUT A BIG GOB OF VICK'S VAPORUB IN DAT POT
STEP THREE - PUT POT ON A STOVE BURNER
STEP FOUR - PUT A TOWEL OVER YOUR HEAD
STEP FIVE - INHALE THAT SHIT DO NOT LET IT ESCAPE YOU CAN DO IT BE A MAN

FIXES GOD DAMN EVERYTHING

GOT A COLD? VICKS YOUR LUNGS OVER THE BURNER. FEELING SORE? VICKS YOUR LUNGS OVER THE BURNER. BROKEN SPINE? VICKS YOUR LUNGS OVER THE BURNER. SCURVY? VICKS YOUR LUNGS OVER THE BURNER. TAILS IS MAGNETS WHAT IS THIS? VICKS YOUR MIRACLES OVER THE BURNER. AN ANTARCTIC FUR SEAL HAS BEEN OBSERVED TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A KING PENGUIN? VICKS YOUR LUNGS OVER THE BURNER.

And remember: you can wet the towel before wrapping it around your head to muffle any tracking device in your skull.

Jam it back in, in the dark.